Links are better than the content

Well, I can’t sleep.

Instead, I’ve decided to replay every addicting Flash game I can think of in one sitting. Or at least, until I got bored enough to make a blog post. Which is what I’m doing. Hey, look, Devil Dogs.

Those were some good Devil Dogs. Heh, I just mistyped “dogs” and it came out “gods”. They’re not exactly the gods of food though. That’s more like sushi. Seriously. I got sushi at the mall the other day, and I said “thank you” to the guy in Chinese. And he was all like “ZOMG”, but he wasn’t “ZOMG” really because I don’t think they have a “ZOMG” in Chinese.

I really want sushi right now.

Except, if I had sushi, I’d try to eat it and fail. On account of it being dark, y’see, and I couldn’t aim for the stuff with chopsticks. I’d probably get that sauce stuff all over my new mac, too, and that would suck because I couldn’t use my computer OR enjoy the full extent of my sushi.

Never mind that though. I had a reason for writing this post, if only I could remember what it was.



Happy Holidays, everyone!

Did you know that this Christmas…

This is Playing Dice, preparing you for anything and everything you may come across on your journeys across the Internet.

For those of you who thought upside-down text was bad, prepare yourself for the next level in lameness, uselessness, and annoyingocity: ROT13!


Have wikis gone too far? Do we really need a wiki all about cheese or brain tumors? Or, for that matter, bunnies? What about Ancient Greece Fan Fiction? I’m sure you could start a wiki all about dicks, for heaven’s sake.

Oh, wait: It’s already been done.

I present to you Dickipedia, the wiki all about dicks. I couldn’t honestly tell you how good or bad of a site it is, but I think it’s worth the click just so you can see the logo.

Happy fifth of July! I’m back! Didja miss me?

At any rate, I hope you all had a happy, safe, Fourth of July. I didn’t. This one guy pissed me off so badly I strapped him to a rocket. It was fun, but not as much fun as actually aiming a rocket at someone. Especially if that someone suspects nothing, and is four blocks away.

Oh, the look on their faces! It’s priceless.

For those of you who are schedule-obsessed obsessive-compulsive maniacs, here’s a list of dates for Independence Day from 2009 to 2020:

Keep in mind this may not be entirely accurate, but it’s a good estimate.

Okay, I’m in the middle of trying to write a story, so now I’m just trying to distract you with Internet things until I can get it finished.

Sometimes I think the Internet gets things passed around it in one of two ways. Either:

1. The site or video in question is really good, clever, or funny or:

2. It’s the most horrible thing in the world and it has to be shared with someone else.

This is a blog post about #2.

Enjoy this.

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