If ye be wantin’ to change ye facebook to a more piratey theme, ye best be goin’ to ye preferences, then set ye language, and finally, ye be scrollin’ far down on the parchment to find the spot marked X: “English (Pirate)”. Ye facebook will change immediately and shiver ye timbers! (Or at least ye funny bone.)

If ye not be sold yet: Ye home page become ye “home port,” ye like button become “arrr, this be pleasin’ to me eye,” ye time be measured in hourglasses, and ye wall becomes ye Plank. If ye do it, ye become cap’n of ye own facebook. So what ye be waitin’ for?! Go fix up ye ship’s rigging!