If you thought Conservapedia was bad enough in terms of bullshit, ignorance, and utter lies, have a gander at The Republican Song! The song was written by a Republican, Mike Meehan, who thought it would be a good idea to divide the nation further by spreading hateful messages about Democrats and Liberals. Its actual title is, “Don’t Vote for a Democrat”.

Here are the lyrics:

The Democrat secular progressive move,
political correctness is killing us too.
They want to take the money from the hard workin man,
and give it to the lazy folks that don’t give a damn.

Chorus

Democrats and Liberals, shame on you,
don’t punish us all just to please a few,
Your holdin people back while we’re pickin up the slack,
and that’s why we can’t vote for a Democrat.
Oh no, a no, no, no, no, no, no…
Oh no, a no, no, no, no, no, nooo…
Yeah, your holding people back, while we’re pickin up the tax,
Oh no, no please don’t vote for a Democrat.

Now we’re trying to win a war and wipe out the terrorists,
We’re not fightin for oil we got plenty if we drill it.
But the liberals and the media are spreading their lies,
Get the hell out of our way and let our soldiers fight.

Chorus

Democrats and Liberals shame on you,
don’t punish us all just to please a few.
No we can’t afford to have another attack,
and that’s why we can’t vote for a Democrat.
Oh no, a no, no, no, no, no ,no…
Oh no, a no, no, no, no, no, no..
No we can’t afford to have another attack,
Oh no, please don’t vote for a Democrat.

Republicans, we’re not perfect but we know the truth
We uphold the Constitution and the Golden Rule.
We believe a mans freedom is a God given right,
the USA is the beacon to the whole world in sight.

Chorus

Democrats and Liberals shame on you,
don’t punish us all just to please a few.
our Constitution, Nation and God are under attack,
and that’s why we can’t vote for a Democrat.
Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no, no…
oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no, no…
Our Constitution, Nation and God are under attack,
Oh no, please, oh no please, don’t vote for a Democrat.

Our Constitution, Nation and God are under attack,
Oh no, please, oh no please, don’t vote for a Democrat.

Pity the n00bs

Now for the funny bit, the guy is charging five bucks for the song. Hello, and welcome to the Internet, Mike Meehan. People don’t pay five bucks for songs anymore, and they don’t wait “1 to 3 weeks for delivery”. Unless you don’t know how to use torrents, ProjectPlaylist, iTunes, or a good old fashioned Google search, that is. Which I’m sure most conservatives don’t, considering the Internet is a work of the Devil and all.

Futhermore, you’re charging for a song that can be heard, in its entirety, on this page.

And obviously your kind haven’t quite worked out all the technical bits of The Internet Tubes yet, considering when I try to view your lovely music video, it breaks on the newest version of Firefox.

Additionally, quit yappin’ about God. God’s a lovely subject, but it’s not something to be mixed with politics. Politics get people riled up enough. Throw the G-bomb in, and you’re sure to bring hellfire upon you.

Welcome to the Internet. ur doin it rong.

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