I know this. I recognize this. So I’ve decided to make it up to you with this bonus post.

A bonus post? Wow!

Yeah, I know, it’s the most exciting thing you’ve seen all day. I’m sure that you stopped by this site expecting just the regular 10am post, and instead found this secret bonus noon post!

It’s not very secret, is it? I mean, it’s on the front page…

Don’t be a smartass. I’m giving you this bonus post. Don’t question the bonus post.

Do I get anything?

What, a bonus post isn’t enough for you? Fine. Give yourself 500 points. Use them wisely.

And now for the actual content: An eight-second video clip of a young boy crashing into a wall