Happy fifth of July! I’m back! Didja miss me?

At any rate, I hope you all had a happy, safe, Fourth of July. I didn’t. This one guy pissed me off so badly I strapped him to a rocket. It was fun, but not as much fun as actually aiming a rocket at someone. Especially if that someone suspects nothing, and is four blocks away.

Oh, the look on their faces! It’s priceless.

For those of you who are schedule-obsessed obsessive-compulsive maniacs, here’s a list of dates for Independence Day from 2009 to 2020:

Keep in mind this may not be entirely accurate, but it’s a good estimate.