Being only slightly less dense than a brick that I am, there are some things that just fly straight over my head.

For example, on my various trips back up and down to Ocean Gate, I’ve noticed road signs that announce your speed is being watched by aircraft. Okay, fine, but what is that supposed to mean? If they catch you speeding, what do they do? Fly down to ground level and knock on your window? Mail your ticket to you after you get home? Tail you until the police show up? You certainly can’t see a license plate from there, can you?

Nope, I’m mystified. Maybe I’ll just go 90 and see what happens. Probably an airstrike, knowing my luck.