This is now my wallpaper, for two reasons. Firstly, it symbolizes the fact that I’ve made it through my first ever semester of college alive. Secondly, it’s a great “what the fuck” reaction provoker for people who might glance at my desktop. If anyone ever cared to glance at my desktop. If anyone ever cared at all. If anyone ever existed. Yeah, sorry about that, you don’t exist. Really sorry. Someone had to tell you the news. Your parents would have told you, but they don’t exist either. Your priest would have told you, but your priest doesn’t exist, on account of your God never existing. Anyway, download some wallpaper – it most certainly does exist.
December 19, 2008
I enjoy biting off the cold icicles of living
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December 19, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Why can’t you be my gay lover?
Never mind that I’m female.
Never mind that I’m not gay.
Naw. You should totally get together with —
[message terminated]
December 19, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Because you’re my cousin, you disgusting human being.
December 20, 2008 at 12:00 am
Wow, is everything okay? Somebody seems to be having an existential crisis.
December 20, 2008 at 12:09 am
No. YOU are. On account of not existing.